Division F Preseason Preview

Welcome to Division F — where the rivalries are brewing, and anything can happen. This division should be the perfect blend of passion, unpredictability, and chaotic fun. Division F is officially open for business.

Let’s take a look at the ten teams gearing up for a brand new season and the storylines that could define one of the wildest divisions in the FlagPlus Football.

Rosemere Rhino Pills

One of the best team names in the league — and we’re hoping their play is just as memorable. They open the season under the lights at Complexe Marie-Victorin against the Jamaican Bobsled Team. Will they stampede out of the gate or need a few weeks to charge up?

Week 1 Matchup: vs Jamaican Bobsled Team (May 19, 20:30)

Jamaican Bobsled Team

No one really knows how this group will perform, but anything is possible.

Week 1 Matchup: vs Rosemere Rhino Pills

Gamblers

High risk, high reward? They’ll meet The Dolphins in their opener

Week 1 Matchup: vs The Dolphins (May 25, 12:00)

The Dolphins

A team that swims with confidence. The Dolphins are a complete mystery, but in a division full of newcomers, sometimes enthusiasm is the best strategy.

Week 1 Matchup: vs Gamblers

Make Football Great Again!

We’re not saying they’re the loudest team in Division F — but we wouldn’t be shocked if they brought their own sideline banner. Love them or hate them, this team will bring energy. They start with a match against the Maggots.

Week 1 Matchup: vs Maggots (May 20, 20:15)

Maggots

Gross name, great potential. They’ll try to squirm their way into the win column early and ruin MFGA’s debut. Don’t sleep on the Maggots — the “ick” might be part of the mind game.

Week 1 Matchup: vs Make Football Great Again!

Vengeance

The name says it all — this team is out for blood, even if no one’s wronged them yet. They’ll be tested early by Rosemere and Jamaican Bobsled, so we’ll find out quickly if this is a contender or just a great name.

First Game: vs Rosemere Rhino Pills (May 26)

Under/Over Achievers

A team that can either shock the league or go 0-10 — there is no in-between. With a confusing name and (hopefully) an unpredictable playbook, they’re a true Division F wildcard.

Week 1 Matchup: vs PSTM (May 25, 10:00)

PSTM

No one’s quite sure what PSTM stands for — but you don’t need a catchy acronym to win games. They’ll take on the Under/Over Achievers in a battle of statistical irony.

Week 1 Matchup: vs Under/Over Achievers

First Down Sniffers

These guys are hunting for short yardage and long-term respect. Whether they’re sniffing out wins or just playing for laughs, their Week 2 debut against Make Football Great Again! will tell us a lot.

First Game: Jun 1 vs Make Football Great Again!

In Division F, every team starts with a clean slate — zero wins, zero expectations, and endless possibilities. Whether it’s the team that warms up in sync, the QB who figures it out by Week 4, or the random hero who catches fire in July, this is the division of surprise breakouts and chaotic classics.

So buckle up — Division F might not be the highest level, but it’s shaping up to be one of the most entertaining. Good luck to all 10 squads chasing flag football glory.