COED 3 CHAMPIONSHIP FINAL
ANYTHING vs KISS MY A’S — MAY 17, 2025
Final Score: TBD
Location: BROSSARD
The Showdown We Were Waiting For
After 14 wild weeks and three rounds of playoff madness, it all came down to this: Anything vs Kiss My A’s.
What made this Coed 3 Final so intriguing wasn’t just the teams. It was the clash of ideologies. On one side, a high-octane offense that scored for fun. On the other, the league’s stingiest defense, a unit that shut down most attacks all season.
And to raise the stakes even further? These two teams hadn’t met once during the regular season. This isn’t a rematch. This is an original — a true final.
TEAM PROFILES
| CATEGORY | ANYTHING | KISS MY A’S |
|---|---|---|
| Regular Season Record | 9-1-0 (1st) | 6-3-1 (6th) |
| Points For | 325 (T-2nd) | 277 |
| Points Against | 168 | 162 (1st) |
| Point Differential | +157 | +115 |
| Playoff Route | Bye, W vs Pick Artists, W vs Thunder Villains | W vs Tight Ends, W vs B&G’s (forfeit), W vs BALLS & TD’s |
QUARTERBACK BATTLE
| STATISTIC | FÉLIX DÉRY-BERNARD (ANYTHING) | ALEXI DUBOIS (KISS MY A’S) |
|---|---|---|
| REGULAR SEASON GP | 10 | 8 |
| Comp / Att | 127 / 225 (56.4%) | 122 / 209 (58.4%) |
| Yards | 1,185 | 1,041 |
| Touchdowns | 37 | 28 |
| INT | 7 | 12 |
| Sacks | 5 | 6 |
| QB Rating | 97.7 | 87.1 |
| RUSH Yards / TDs | 759 / 8 | 362 / 2 |
PLAYOFFS:
| STATISTIC | FÉLIX DÉRY-BERNARD (ANYTHING) | ALEXI DUBOIS (KISS MY A’S) |
|---|---|---|
| Games | 2 | 3 |
| Comp / Att | 24 / 42 (57.1%) | 33 / 61 (54.1%) |
| Yards | 179 | 388 |
| TD / INT | 8 / 2 | 8 / 3 |
| Rushing | 140 YDS, 1 TD | 78 YDS, 2 TD |
| QB Rating | 87.2 | 92.8 |
Feedback: Félix had the stronger regular season by volume and control, but Dubois has been lights out in playoffs, more balanced with his legs and excellent in the red zone. Dubois’ improvement in ball security and clutch-time poise is a huge leap forward.
OFFENSIVE WEAPONS (ANYTHING)
| PLAYER | REGULAR SEASON | PLAYOFFS |
|---|---|---|
| Emile Plante | 40 REC, 349 YDS, 9 TD | 7 REC, 59 YDS, 3 TD |
| Ariane Neveu | 11 REC, 193 YDS, 6 TD | 5 REC, 50 YDS, 1 TD |
| Audrey Lajoie | 14 REC, 104 YDS, 5 TD | 3 REC, 29 YDS, 1 TD |
| Chloe Corbeil | 17 REC, 206 YDS, 3 TD | 4 REC, 25 YDS |
OFFENSIVE WEAPONS (KISS MY A’S)
| PLAYER | REGULAR SEASON | PLAYOFFS |
|---|---|---|
| Élie Bourget | 31 REC, 423 YDS, 10 TD | 10 REC, 70 YDS, 2 TD |
| Falcon-Korb | 9 REC, 117 YDS, 4 TD | 4 REC, 104 YDS, 2 TD |
| Pelland | 3 REC, 5 TGT, 79 YDS, 2 TD | 3 REC, 79 YDS, 2 TD |
| Neil Wright | 11 REC, 133 YDS, 5 TD | 3 REC, 35 YDS, 1 TD |
Feedback: Anything’s offense thrives off explosive plays, spreading the field and a deep rotation of productive receivers. Kiss My A’s is more quick passes, and reliant on fewer explosive plays but more quick catches from their star receiver Élie Bourget.
DEFENSIVE STARS (ANYTHING)
| PLAYER | REGULAR SEASON | PLAYOFFS |
|---|---|---|
| Félix Déry-Bernard | 19 TKL, 7 INT, 3 TD | 2 INT, 1 PD |
| Ariane Neveu | 17 TKL, 2 INT, 1 TD | 6 TKL, 3 INT |
| Chloe Corbeil | 24 TKL, 4 PD | 4 TKL |
| Desmarais | 17 TKL, 2 INT, 3 SK | 2 TKL, 2 SK, 2 PD |
DEFENSIVE STARS (KISS MY A’S)
| PLAYER | REGULAR SEASON | PLAYOFFS |
|---|---|---|
| Neil Wright | 13 TKL, 6 INT, 1 TD | 4 TKL, 2 INT, 1 TD |
| Élie Bourget | 14 TKL, 4 INT, 1 TD | 6 TKL, 2 INT, 2 TD |
| Falcon-Korb | 13 TKL, 2 PD | 5 TKL, 1 INT, 1 TD |
| Dubois (QB) | 14 TKL, 2 INT | 5 TKL, 1 INT |
Feedback: Kiss My A’s has been elite at forcing turnovers into points. Their playoff defense has 4 touchdowns in 3 games — game-changing.
ADVANCED EFFICIENCY METRICS
Offensive % – Playoffs
| CATEGORY | ANYTHING | KISS MY A’S |
|---|---|---|
| TD/Drive | 64.3% | 43.5% |
| 3rd Down Conversions | 62.5% | 46.2% |
| XP1 Success | 83.3% | 0% |
| XP2 Success | 66.7% | 14.3% |
Defensive % – Playoffs
| CATEGORY | ANYTHING | KISS MY A’S |
|---|---|---|
| TDs Allowed / Drive | 26.7% | 52% |
| 3rd Down Stops | 76.9% | 53.8% |
| 4th Down Stops | 63.6% | 75% |
Feedback: Anything is statistically the more efficient offense and Kiss My A’s is less consistent offensively but more explosive defensively. Extra point converts lean heavily in Anything’s favour — something to watch.
FINAL TAKEAWAYS
Anything is a well-oiled machine. Félix has emerged as one of the best dual-threat QBs in the division, while players like Neveu, Plante, and Lajoie always step up in big spots. Their playoff performance has matched their regular season. That’s rare.
Kiss My A’s is the team of chaos. They don’t need to dominate drives — they need one mistake to flip a game. Their playoff defense has been very good. They’ve forced turnovers in bunches, returned 4 for scores, and absolutely thrive when games get messy.
The biggest concern for Kiss My A’s is efficiency — especially on extra points and offensive 3rd downs. For Anything, it’s ball security. They haven’t faced a defense like this yet, and Kiss My A’s will make them pay for even one misstep.
Regardless of outcome, this will be one of the most balanced, story-rich championship matchups we’ve seen in Coed 3. And the division should be proud. Both teams brought elite football to the field.
Now it’s just a matter of who brings it one more time.