Division F Awards Watch

With some teams having completed their 10-game regular season schedules, the race for Division F’s individual awards is almost at its end. Here’s our breakdown of the favorites and dark horses for each honor.

As Division F approaches the finish line of its inaugural season, several standout performers have emerged as frontrunners for the league’s most prestigious individual awards. While some teams still have games remaining on their schedules, the statistical leaders have begun to separate themselves from the pack.

QB of the Year

Favorite: Devyn Sandler (The Dolphins)

Sandler has been nothing short of spectacular for the division-leading Dolphins, posting numbers that would be impressive in any division. Through 8 games, he’s completed 98 of 155 attempts (63.2%) for 1,314 yards and an astounding 34 touchdowns against just 4 interceptions. His 118.9 QB rating leads all qualified passers, while his 13.4 yards per completion demonstrates his ability to stretch the field consistently.

What sets Sandler apart isn’t just the numbers – His composure has helped The Dolphins maintain their stranglehold on first place while building a commanding +130 point differential.

Dark Horses:

William Lessard (Rosemere Rhino Pills) – with his team sitting in fourth place, Lessard leads the division in passing yards (1,369) and as 32 touchdowns while completing a respectable 52.1% of his passes. His 261 attempts show he’s been asked to carry a heavy load, and his production has kept the Rhino Pills competitive all season.

Jesse Kotlarczyk (PSTM) – The PSTM signal-caller has been a model of consistency, throwing for 1,285 yards and 31 TDs. His 82.8 QB rating and 54.6% completion percentage ranks among the highest in the division

Chris Torroyan (Gamblers) – Don’t sleep on Torroyan’s efficiency. In just 6 games, he’s completed an impressive 64.9% of his passes for 510 yards and 15 touchdowns with only 2 interceptions. His 118.4 QB rating actually rivals Sandler’s, I would have liked to see more of him.

WR of the Year

Favorite: Adam Malinoff (The Dolphins)

Malinoff has been Sandler’s favorite target and for good reason. His 41 receptions for 622 yards and 18 touchdowns represent the most complete receiving performance in the division. His 15.2 yards per reception shows he’s not just a volume collector – he’s a game-breaking deep threat who has consistently found the end zone.

Dark Horses:

Chazz Pisanelli (Rosemere Rhino Pills) – The definition of a possession receiver, Pisanelli leads the division with 47 receptions for 455 yards and 11 touchdowns. While his 9.7 yards per catch suggests he works more underneath, his reliability and touchdown production make him a legitimate contender.

Chris Goudreault (Rosemere Rhino Pills) – Another Rhino Pills receiver making noise, Goudreault has hauled in 30 receptions for 413 yards and an impressive 11 touchdowns. His 13.8 yards per reception shows he can stretch the field, and his red zone production (matching Pisanelli’s TD total) demonstrates clutch playmaking ability.

Mathew Antonios (Gamblers) – The ultimate dual-threat player, Antonios has 29 receptions for 509 yards and 11 touchdowns while also contributing significantly on defense. His 17.6 yards per reception leads all qualified receivers, making him the division’s most explosive pass-catcher when the ball comes his way.

Defensive Player of the Year

Favorite: Mathew Antonios (Gamblers)

While Roberto Picciola leads the division in tackles, Antonios makes his case through impact plays. His 9 interceptions and 4 pick six’s have been elite , while his 2 sacks show he can rush the passer effectively. Add in his 26 tackles, and you have a defender who affects the game in multiple ways. The fact that he’s also a premier offensive weapon only adds to his mystique.

Dark Horses:

Roberto Picciola (Jamaican Bobsled Team) – The tackle leader with 27 stops, Picciola has been the most consistent presence in Division F’s secondary. His 5 pass deflections also show he’s not just cleaning up tackles – he’s actively disrupting passing lanes and making plays on the ball.

Chazz Pisanelli (Rosemere Rhino Pills) – The two-way star has quietly accumulated 22 tackles and 10 interceptions while also leading the division in receptions. His ability to read routes and anticipate throws has made him a ball hawk, and his defensive production shouldn’t be overlooked despite his offensive contributions.

Patrick Paquin (First Down Sniffers) – Flying under the radar with 22 tackles Paquin represents the type of steady, reliable defender that championship teams are built around. While he may lack the flashy interception totals, he deserves some credit.

Two-Way Player of the Year

Favorite: Mathew Antonios (Gamblers)

Antonios is also a legitimate candidate for both Defensive Player of the Year and WR of the Year – His 11 receiving touchdowns rank among the division’s best, while his 9 interceptions is second among all defenders. Add in his 70 rushing yards on 8 attempts (8.8 YPC), and you have a true three-phase player who impacts winning in every way possible.

Dark Horses:

Chazz Pisanelli (Rosemere Rhino Pills) – Leading the division with 47 receptions while also posting 10 interceptions, Pisanelli has been arguably the most productive two-way player in raw numbers. His 22 tackles add another dimension to his defensive game, making him a legitimate threat to upset Antonios.

Adam Malinoff (The Dolphins) – While primarily known for his receiving prowess (622 yards, 18 TDs), Malinoff has quietly contributed 17 tackles and 7 interceptions on defense. His defensive numbers may not jump off the page, but his offensive production is so elite that even modest defensive contributions make him worth considering.

Rushing shoutout (not an award)

Mathieu Couturier (First Down Sniffers) Couturier has been absolutely dominant on the ground, leading Division F with 362 yards and 4 touchdowns on 44 attempts. His 8.2 yards per carry average is simply outstanding, showing he’s not just a volume runner but an explosive one.

Adam Fellen (Make Football Great Again!) – Even on a winless team, Fellen has been a bright spot with 356 yards and 3 touchdowns on 33 attempts. His remarkable 10.8 yards per carry average actually leads the division, suggesting he might be the most explosive runner when he touches the ball.

Feng Jiang (Maggots) – The Maggots QB has quietly put together a solid season with 201 yards and 2 touchdowns on 19 attempts, averaging an impressive 10.6 yards per carry. His efficiency numbers rival the leaders,

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