Coed 2: No Superteams, Just MVPs

The Chaos of the 6-3 Pack
Welcome to Coed 2, where the top four seeds currently (who could all get the all-important bye) have identical records but could not be more different. If Coed 2 had a theme, it would be “one possession.” One possession between 6-3 and 5-4. One dropped pass or one missed extra point away from a bye week.
Shark Attack leads the division in TDs (50), points per game (37.7), and has Jeanslee Alexis torching defenses with 1,723 yards and 48 TDs. His favorite weapon? Jourdain Alexis, who averaged 17.1 yards per catch and scored 17 times in just 7 games. This team is a fireworks show. But the defense? 231 yards allowed per game and the highest rushing yardage allowed in the division (574). If they win, it’s a 38-36 classic. If they lose, it’s still a highlight reel.
MVP: Jeanslee Alexis
Hiboux are the polar opposite. QB Emilie Adam threw for 1,619 yards and 39 TDs while completing 66.2% of her passes. Her top weapon, Louis Aubert, made the most of every touch: 411 yards and 8 TDs on just 27 catches. This team has been one of the division’s most efficient passing attack, a disruptive defense leading the division with 14 sacks and only 27.7 PPG allowed, and a play style that says: “we won’t beat ourselves, but we will definitely beat you.”
MVP: Renaud Girard
La Guerre des Tuques are the division’s dual-threat dynasty. QB Alexandre Szalipszki threw for 1,279 and rushed for 582 more. Gabrielle Fortin and Clifdji Solon did damage on offense. They averaged 33.2 points per game and gave up 31.8. They don’t play to control — they play to overwhelm in close contests.
MVP: Alexandre Szalipszki
Anything is just that: anything. This team doesn’t have the flashiest numbers, but every stat line is solid. Félix Déry-Bernard quietly had a season: 27 TDs, just 1 INT, and 432 rushing yards in only six games. Emile Plante and Morgane Le Foll were possession nightmares for defenses. Their defense has the most INTs (18), one of the fewest rushing yards allowed (256), and made you earn every yard. They’re not loud — they’re lethal.
MVP: Félix Déry-Bernard
Welcome to the 5-4 Club
And in the middle of it all? Back That Pass Up, Kamikaze, Purple Blood, and Les Flagouilleurs — four teams who are 5-4 but came at it from four completely different universes.
Purple Blood are walking contradictions. Their quarterback, Sanders Armand, led not only a top-tier passing offense (43 TDs, 1,660 yards) but also ran for 333 yards, grabbed 6 sacks on defense, and picked off six passes. He was the division’s MVP on pure numbers alone. Felix Clairmont (14 TDs) remained the go-to playmaker, while Emma Townsend-Asselin (10 TDs) an addition to the squad, has absolutely paid off and been key to their success. Still, if Purple Blood made a play, Sanders was almost always at the heart of it. This team was a blur of motion and misdirection. And still? Just 5-4.
MVP: Sanders Armand
Les Flagouilleurs were the division’s ultimate deep threat. They had more 30+ yard plays per game (2.2) than anyone. Quarterback Neil Loisel might not have had the flashiest completion rate (57.1%), but he averaged 13.2 yards per pass and threw just one interception all year. That’s unheard of. His favorite target, Nassim Ouadhi, has put up 544 yards and 18 TDs, leading the division. But they also had the second-worst defense by plays-per-touchdown (5.3). You could go 40 yards or three — either way, you were scoring.
MVP: Nassim Ouadhi
Kamikaze lived on the edge. Yet they forced 13 interceptions, got 7 sacks, and held teams to just 167 yards/game, the best in the division. Leonidas Aubert-Agelakos has led with 19 tackles and 4 picks, while Gabriel Lemonde and Jean-Sébastien St-Arneault have been doing it on both sides of the ball. This team wasn’t about control — it was about throwing a wrench in your gears and praying it bounced their way.
MVP: Gabriel Lemonde
Back That Pass Up might be the most balanced of the 5-4s, but not the most explosive. Quarterback Jason Rossie had 33 TDs and 1,244 yards, while Justin Gauthier and Chris Brockwell were dependable targets. On defense, Justin Anania leads the division in tackles (34). Nothing sexy. Just consistent, efficient football. And sometimes? That’s just enough.
MVP: Justin Anania
All four of these teams can beat anyone. But they may need to prove it the hard way — from the trenches of the opening playoff round.
The Outliers
Let’s talk about Double Dip, The Zoomies, and Party Mix — three teams who represent very different kinds of unpredictability.
Double Dip is this season’s stealth threat. QB Xavier Parent leads the division in QB rating (120.2), thanks to a laser-accurate 67.1% completion rate, 1,110 passing yards, 33 TDs, and just 3 INTs in 7 games. Julien Arcand anchors a defense that bends but doesn’t break. They don’t have a single defensive TD, but they force tough third downs and get off the field. Quiet. Clean. Dangerous.
MVP: Xavier Parent
The Zoomies are speed incarnate. Gabriel-Charles Dabe Champagne threw for 1,284 and rushed for another 362. Emile Chateauvert and Benjamin McMahon provided punch at receiver, and Rachelle Vallieres was a two-way force — 24 tackles and 3 INTs. The Zoomies had 17 team INTs and only allowed 219 rush yards all season the lowest. They were frustratingly close all season, and their 4-6 record hides the fact that they gave every top team a scare.
MVP: Gabriel-Charles Dabe Champagne
Party Mix is the division’s paradox. They lead the division in passing yards (1,996) but currently have 1 more game played than most teams and they scored 44 TDs. Jonathan Chevalier, Noah Lachance, and Erika Magini each had 9+ TDs and over 300 yards. But the defense? Historically porous. They allowed 41.4 points per game, zero sacks, and just 4 total picks.
MVP: Jonathan Chevalier
And then there’s Block Party, who gave us Reginald Prophete’s 11 TDs on just 19 catches, Yvan Salomon doing everything (4 INTs and 301 rush yards), and Marc Antoine Martin scoring 6 rushing TDs on only 17 carries. They allowed 34.3 points per game but quietly had 13 sacks. A 2-7 team with a personality? Absolutely.
MVP: Yvan Salomon