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Division E: Three Undefeated Giants

Division E: Three Undefeated Giants

With three teams sitting undefeated and the unique playoff format ensuring 20-27 teams advance, this isn’t about making the playoffs—it’s about avoiding the crushing embarrassment of being left behind.

At the top, Gold Rush (5-0), Chomedey Chodes (5-0), and Sophomore XL (4-0) have established themselves as championship contenders through dominant performances and elite two-way talent. Meanwhile, seven teams at the bottom face the ultimate nightmare scenario: missing playoffs entirely in a league where almost everyone gets a second chance.

Inside the Mind of Keyon

We caught up with Sophomore XL’s Keyon Cyrus, one of the divisions premier coverage specialist. to get his perspective on this incredible season.

1. Keyon, you’re leading the division with 8 pass deflections while also contributing on offense and handling a lot of 2-point conversions. How do you prepare mentally to switch between so many different roles during a game?
I always want to enjoy the game, and I’m grateful that I’ve been able to impact it on both sides of the ball. On defense, I take pride in making plays, adjusting our coverage based on what the offense does, and communicating during live play. On offense, I can relax a bit more. We have several playmakers, and seeing everyone’s vibe being high reduces any stress I might have — it lets me have fun out there.

2. Sophomore XL is undefeated at 4–0 despite having played fewer games than other top teams. What’s the team chemistry like, and how confident are you that you can maintain this level when the schedule gets tougher?
The chemistry is amazing — this is the best team I’ve been part of, especially in how we interact with one another. From our very first practice before Game 1, everyone clicked. When our teammate Chris suffered a season-ending Achilles injury, it brought us even closer. We now say, “Do it for Chris” (D.I.F.C.) every game, and we mean it. As for tougher opponents, we know they’re coming. We hope to treat those games as playoff prep and a chance to make adjustments.

3. You had 2 interceptions in that dominant 42–14 win over UNSEEN. Walk us through that performance — what was clicking for you defensively that night?
It all started with Silas as our rusher. He’s 6’5″, and he affects quarterbacks even if it doesn’t always show on the stat sheet. He makes throws tough. I was in the right spots, and our coverage was tight, which forced bad throws I could capitalize on.

4. With Vaughn Vanslet and Dante Sparagna getting most of the offensive headlines, how important is it for the defense to create short fields and extra possessions for this high-powered offense?
It’s extremely important. We know we have the talent to score, but if the defense isn’t sharp, opponents can keep pace. Sacks and interceptions give our offense more chances and let us control the game instead of chasing it.

5. You’re going up against Head Tops Only this Friday, and Alessandro Storto looked much sharper in their recent win over Texas Whales. What’s your game plan for covering Costa Skarpetas and their receiving corps?
I’ve seen them play since last year, and they’ve been improving. I was scorekeeping during their win over Sour Puss and saw a lot of good things. For Storto, the plan is to make him uncomfortable — he’s reading defenses better. Costa is a threat, but I trust our guys to make things difficult. We don’t usually change our game plan too much, but when we face elite receivers, we take pride in matching up and making our presence felt.

6. If Sophomore XL stays undefeated and makes a championship run, what do you think will be the key factor — is it Vanslet’s arm, Sparagna’s playmaking, the defense creating turnovers, or something else entirely?
Honestly, it’s all of the above. We’re talented in multiple areas, and if one thing’s off one day, another can carry us. Championship runs need everything — execution, health, and some luck. Our offense might look like backyard football, but it works, and on defense, I trust my teammates the same way they trust me. That’s our formula.

7. The league has some struggling teams that have talent but can’t seem to put it together. From a defensive perspective, what separates teams that execute from those that don’t?
It starts with knowing basic flag defense. Early on, my team tried to play man defense all the time, but we’d get beat by simple concepts. Learning zone and evolving from there is key. Also, having someone who leads the defense — even if they make mistakes — matters. Reps are everything. And finally, staying composed. Passion is good, but yelling at teammates after mistakes kills morale. That ruins the fun.

8. If you had to pick one play or moment from this season that best represents what Sophomore XL’s defense is all about, what would it be and why?
Any turnover or sack, honestly. Everyone gets hyped — whether it’s us on the field or the fans on the sidelines. We love making plays early in drives. If someone picks off a pass on the first or second play, that’s when the energy explodes. Those moments define us.

9. What keeps you coming back to FPF each season?
My friends and my love for flag. I wish I had started playing seriously earlier, but I love it now. From teammates to respected opponents, and just watching men and women at every level ball out — it keeps me motivated.

10. What are your long-term FPF career goals?
I want to win a championship. I’ve had individual accomplishments, but a team title is the goal. My teams deserve it — we work hard and have the talent. It’s always a battle. Beyond that, I’d love to play on a Coed team eventually. The vibes look great, and I’d love to be part of that experience too.

Week 5: The Week That Separated Contenders from Pretenders

The Undefeated Continue Their Dominance

Gold Rush stayed perfect with a 36-19 victory over Shockerz, led by quarterback Ness Saleh’s dual-threat performance (96 passing yards, 61 rushing yards, 5 total TDs). Jakob Sacksner continued his red zone dominance with 3 receiving touchdowns, while the defense forced multiple turnovers to maintain their league-leading +123 point differential.

Chomedey Chodes survived their toughest test yet, edging Pack a Punch 25-19 in a game that showcased their championship mettle. Matthew Bottazzi’s efficient performance (18/27, 132 yards, 4 TDs, 0 INTs) combined with Jonathan Bottazzi’s reliable hands (8 catches, 52 yards, 2 TDs) proved the brother connection remains unstoppable under pressure.

Sophomore XL delivered the week’s most dominant performance, dismantling UNSEEN 42-14 behind Vaughn Vanslet’s spectacular night (14/18, 242 yards, 5 TDs plus a pick-six). Dante Sparagna was unstoppable with 6 catches for 135 yards and 5 touchdowns, while Keyon Cyrus contributed 2 interceptions and handled 2-point conversion duties in a complete team victory.

The Middle Pack Makes Their Move

Tunesquad had the week’s most impressive showing, winning twice in four days. Charles Presser threw for 6 touchdowns in a 44-27 victory over Takeoff Squad, while Jake Applebaum dominated in their earlier 37-19 win over Sweet Bonanza with 6 touchdown passes. The depth of talent on Tunesquad’s roster—featuring multiple elite quarterbacks and receivers—makes them a serious threat to the undefeated teams.

Richter showcased their defensive prowess with two contrasting victories: a 39-24 shootout win over Northvolt and a dominant 19-0 shutout of Td Blitz. Jeremy Steinberg’s elite efficiency (78.6% completion rate, 140.6 QB rating) continues to make Richter one of the most dangerous teams in the division.

Blue Mountain State had a 37-14 demolition of Head Tops Only, as Caleb Willms delivered a near-perfect performance (21/27, 248 yards, 6 TDs) while the defense held their opponents scoreless in the second half.

The Two-Way Monsters

What makes FPF truly special is the abundance of elite players excelling on both sides of the ball. These aren’t just athletes playing multiple positions—they’re dominating at every phase.

Jake Applebaum (Tunesquad) Ranking among the top receivers (11 catches, 131 yards, 5 TDs) while leading the entire division with 6 interceptions on defense. His ability to throw 6 touchdown passes in one game then switch to receiver in the next showcases the incredible versatility that defines this league.

Dante Sparagna (Sophomore XL) might be the most complete player in the division, leading all receivers with 20 catches for 321 yards and 11 touchdowns in just 4 games while contributing 8 tackles and 3 interceptions on defense. His connection with Vanslet has been the cornerstone of Sophomore XL’s undefeated start.

Jakob Sacksner (Gold Rush) embodies the modern flag football player: 13 catches for 166 yards and 9 touchdowns on offense, plus 4 interceptions and 5 pass deflections on defense. His red zone production has been crucial to Gold Rush’s perfect record and +123 point differential.

Charles Presser (Tunesquad) represents the ultimate quarterback evolution—leading the division with 826 passing yards and 23 touchdowns while contributing 8 tackles and 3 interceptions on defense. His ability to impact winning in multiple phases makes Tunesquad incredibly difficult to prepare for.

Elite Quarterback Play Separating the Field

The quarterback position has been the defining factor in determining Division E’s hierarchy, with elite efficiency and dual-threat ability separating contenders from pretenders.

Jeremy Steinberg (Richter) has been absolutely dominant when on the field, completing 78.6% of his passes for a ridiculous 140.6 quarterback rating. His near-perfect efficiency (33/42, 346 yards, 12 TDs, 0 INTs) in limited action makes Richter a dangerous wildcard.

Matthew Bottazzi (Chomedey Chodes) has been the model of consistency with a 72.2% completion rate and 127.1 QB rating while throwing zero interceptions. His connection with brother Jonathan has been unbreakable, making the Chodes nearly impossible to shut down.

Vaughn Vanslet (Sophomore XL) combines elite efficiency (71.4% completion rate, 121.3 rating) with explosive playmaking ability. His 20 touchdowns in just 4 games, combined with his defensive contributions, make him one of the most complete players in the division.

Ness Saleh (Gold Rush) leads the division with 25 touchdown passes while maintaining solid efficiency (63.4% completion rate). His dual-threat ability and clutch performances in tight games have been instrumental in Gold Rush’s perfect record.

The Playoff Race: Avoiding Ultimate Embarrassment

With 20-27 teams advancing to playoffs out of 27 total, the season’s narrative isn’t about making the postseason—it’s about avoiding the crushing shame of being left behind. Currently, seven teams face the nightmare scenario of missing playoffs entirely.

In Serious Danger:

  • Sweet Bonanza (0-5) sits in last place despite competitive efforts, having been outscored by 85 points
  • Chapeau Perdu (1-4) struggles with turnovers but showed fight in a close 24-19 loss to Shockerz
  • Flag Dealers (1-4) possess talent like Marc Haddad (23 catches, 320 yards) but quarterback issues continue to plague them
  • Shockerz (1-5) finally broke through with their win over Chapeau Perdu but remain in desperate need of consistency

Fighting for Survival:

  • Takeoff Squad, UNSEEN, Northvolt all sit at 1-4 and need immediate turnarounds
  • Each possesses talent—Paul Beaudoin’s arm for Takeoff Squad, Patrick Lapierre’s efficiency for UNSEEN, Xavier Lapointe’s dual-threat ability for Northvolt—but execution has been lacking

Championship Contenders

Gold Rush has emerged as the slight favorite with their perfect 5-0 record and dominant +123 point differential. Saleh’s leadership, combined with the explosive Sacksner connection and a opportunistic defense, makes them the most complete team in the division.

Chomedey Chodes remains undefeated behind the Bottazzi brothers’ chemistry and Matthew’s perfect ball security (zero interceptions). Their ability to win close games, evidenced by their 25-19 victory over Pack a Punch, shows championship composure.

Sophomore XL might be the most dangerous team despite playing fewer games. The Vanslet-to-Sparagna connection is virtually unstoppable, and their defense features multiple playmakers like Keyon Cyrus (4 INTs, 8 PDs) who can change games instantly.

Dark Horses:

  • Tunesquad (5-1) has incredible depth and multiple elite quarterbacks
  • Richter (4-1) boasts the most efficient quarterback in Steinberg
  • Blue Mountain State (4-1) showed championship form in their Week 5 demolition

Week 6 Predictions: High Stakes Across the Board

The upcoming Week 6 slate features eight crucial matchups that could reshape both the championship race and the battle for playoff survival.

Friday, June 27

Sophomore XL vs Head Tops Only (Laval, 9:00 PM) The undefeated Sophomore XL faces their toughest test yet against a Head Tops Only team coming off an impressive 32-21 victory over Texas Whales. Alessandro Storto’s improved efficiency (75% completion in Week 5) gives Head Tops Only a puncher’s chance, but Vaughn Vanslet and Dante Sparagna’s explosive connection should prove too much. Keyon Cyrus will be crucial in coverage against Costa Skarpetas and the Head Tops Only receiving corps. Prediction: Sophomore XL 35, Head Tops Only 21

Sunday, June 29

Bend Don’t Break vs STUDZ 2 (Loyola Maisonneuve, 10:00 AM) Two 4-1 teams clash in a potential playoff seeding battle. Luke Moreau’s explosive second-half performances meet Pierre-Olivier Beaulne Lefebvre’s consistent production (813 yards, 22 TDs). Philippe Gélinas (24 catches, 231 yards) gives STUDZ 2 a reliable target, but Bend Don’t Break’s proven ability to dominate second halves should carry them. Prediction: Bend Don’t Break 31, STUDZ 2 24

Airs University vs Armed Robbery (Loyola Maisonneuve, 11:00 AM) Both teams need wins to solidify playoff positioning. Duncan Cook’s arm talent (584 yards, 15 TDs) faces Mike Collard’s efficient attack (634 yards, 13 TDs, 64% completion). Daniel Spina’s defensive presence (18 tackles, 2 INTs, 5 PDs, 2 TDs) could be the difference-maker for Armed Robbery. Prediction: Armed Robbery 28, Airs University 26

Not Fast Just Furious vs Reborn Prospects (Loyola Maisonneuve, 11:00 AM) William Seguin’s dual-threat ability meets Jeam Clairemond Jr. César’s high-volume attack. NFJF’s balanced offense led by Vincent Demers (28 catches, 284 yards) should overwhelm Reborn Prospects despite Nathanael Dinku’s two-way contributions (16 catches, 172 yards plus 10 tackles, 3 INTs). Prediction: Not Fast Just Furious 33, Reborn Prospects 19

Texas Whales vs Td Blitz (Loyola Maisonneuve, 1:00 PM) A crucial survival game between two struggling teams. Tyler Cousins’ ball security (52.2% completion, only 3 INTs) gives Texas Whales the edge over Td Blitz’s quarterback struggles. Both teams desperately need this win to avoid the bottom tier. Prediction: Texas Whales 24, Td Blitz 14

Unicorns vs Demons (Laval, 3:00 PM) Devin Kreuzer’s prolific passing (943 yards, 22 TDs) faces a Demons defense featuring multiple playmakers. The Dante Gerardi-Sean Costello receiving duo should exploit Demons’ coverage, but Neil Wright’s improved efficiency could keep this competitive. Prediction: Unicorns 29, Demons 22

Empereurs retraités vs Shockerz (Laval, 4:00 PM) Mathieu Duchesne’s consistent production (888 yards, 20 TDs, 108.9 rating) meets Shockerz coming off their first win. Zachary Vanier’s explosive play ability (6 catches, 175 yards, 29.2 avg) could provide the difference-maker for Empereurs retraités. Prediction: Empereurs retraités 27, Shockerz 20

UNSEEN vs Flag Dealers (Laval, 10:00 PM) The nightcap features two teams fighting for playoff survival. Patrick Lapierre’s efficiency (502 yards, 13 TDs, 107.1 rating) gives UNSEEN the edge over Flag Dealers’ quarterback struggles, despite Marc Haddad’s elite receiving ability (320 yards, 7 TDs). Prediction: UNSEEN 31, Flag Dealers 25